I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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