I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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