you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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