What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
