You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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