Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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