no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
The power of my boobs compel you
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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