when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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