Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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