Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
why didn't you poke me back
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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