from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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