White coat. Heels.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Who died my cat blue again?
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