I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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