Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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