there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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