i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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