So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
What a dumb baby whore.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
