how can u be prego again
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
tell me about the fingering
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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