If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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