Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
you had me at cake vodka
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
my poor anus
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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