and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Randomize
