You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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