He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
