question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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