Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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