google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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