Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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