Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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