She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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