doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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