I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Randomize
