i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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