quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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