Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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