Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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