I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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