either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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