Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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