It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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