Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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