Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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