Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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