would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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