we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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