I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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