What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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