and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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