if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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