R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
lets start a swedish sibling band together
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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