Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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