so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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