Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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